But that's beside the point, I was really going to write about a funny conversation I had the other day, but then I realized that I haven't had any funny conversations lately, so I made a joke about peeing like an elephant. I think I'm waiting for the summer a lot. Or spring. Or just next year.
Oh, actually my friend told me about this dream she had. Her boobs were full of warts, and when she squeezed one a maggot came out of it. So she put the maggot on her boyfriend and it turned into an elephant.
WOW, when I put up the picture of the elephant I had no idea I was going to write about an elephant.
The only awesome thing about Christmas is I get a visit from Best Friend With The Thousand Faces. She is likely to kill me when she sees this, but that's okay because I believe in reincarnation.
Perhaps, in a few months, when I've lost all my winter chubbiness (read: cake) I'll even post a picture of myself and not just everyone else.
I have to pee.
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